- Melissa Steadman: So, where's the fire?
- Michael Steadman: Usual place.
- Elliot Weston: Under our butts.
- Melissa Steadman: Oh, what, you mean the pregnant aerobics thing?
- Michael Steadman: Yeah, we're doing the shoot 4:00 Wednesday.
- Gary Shepherd: Pregnant aerobics, isn't that dangerous?
- Elliot Weston: Only when they wrestle.
- Melissa Steadman: [decorating her Christmas tree] And the crowning touch...
- Gary Shepherd: A Barbie doll? Wait, isn't Barbie a WASP?
- Melissa Steadman: Yeah, it's non-denominational. Meet Lauren, Barbie's Jewish princess friend.
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: You have it.
- Michael Steadman: What?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: The face.
- Michael Steadman: What face?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: The holiday face. It's like this.
- Michael Steadman: [she pantomimes a hollow, deadpan expression] That's my face?
- Hope Murdoch Steadman: Now, Michael, Christmas is supposed to be a happy time. It'll just be us. It'll be our first Christmas with Janey. It's supposed to be a good time. I mean, "A Christmas Carol" wasn't written by Kafka, Michael, so please, can we forget the face?
- Michael Steadman: Why did we say yes?
- Elliot Weston: Because... because... because we're can-do guys. And because... because it's Christmas. And because if we don't take this stupid pregnant-aerobics campaign, then Nancy, she's gonna have to sell her beautiful blonde hair and I'm gonna have to sell my watch. And, Mike, I don't want to sell my watch.