The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the Genius (1990)
Russi Taylor: Martin Prince, Sidney Swift, Ian
Quotes
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Principal Seymour Skinner : You there, no chewing gum on school grounds! In the trash can with it.
Martin Prince : Principal Skinner, one of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.
Principal Seymour Skinner : Oh, where?
Martin Prince : Over there sir. See!
Milhouse van Houten : Look out Bart! Here comes Skinner!
Bart : Yikes!
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Ms. Mellon : Bart, these are the students who will share your work area. This is Ethan Foley.
Ethan Foley : O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.
Bart : What?
Ms. Mellon : Ethan's very good with palindromes. You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards. And this is Sidney Swift.
Sidney Swift : Trabing norm doog.
Bart : What's your problem?
Ms. Mellon : Oh, don't mind Sidney. He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today. He said, "Good morning, Bart." And this is Cecile Shapiro.
Cecile Shapiro : Hi, Bart.
Bart : Cool hamsters. What are their names?
Cecile Shapiro : Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus. Hamster Number Two is the control hamster.
Bart : Hi, little control hamster.
Ms. Mellon : I wouldn't get too attached, Bart. We're dissecting him next week.
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Principal Seymour Skinner : [learning one of his students is vandalizing school property] Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.
Martin Prince : And a sloppy speller, too. The preferred spelling of "wiener" is W-I-E-N-E-R, although "e-i" is an acceptable ethnic variant.