Futurama (TV Series)

I, Roommate (1999)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Underwater Landlord, URL, Randy Munchnik, Human Friend

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Quotes 

• Bender : Fry, of all the friends I've had... you're the first.

• [Bender's antenna is affecting the TV reception in his apartment] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency.

  Tennant with Cell Phone : They're on my cell phone too.

  Bender : Madame, I believe you're mistaken

  Bender : [voice from cell phone]  Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.

  Bender : [spoken]  Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass.

• [Bender and Fry in Benders apartment] 

  Bender : [while sleeping]  Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...

  Fry : [shakes him]  Bender wake up.

  Bender : I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

  Fry : Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?

  Bender : Bath-what?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What room?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What what?

  Fry : Aaah, never mind.

  [Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor] 

  Bender : [while sleeping]  Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?

• Bender : Where are you going to stay?

  Fry : I don't know. Do refrigerators still come in cardboard boxes?

  Bender : Yeah, but the rents are outrageous.

• Fry : [about Bender's closet]  This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here?

  Bender : In a closet? Oh humans...

• Bender : This last week with Fry has been great. Beneath his warm, soft exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.

• Bender : I hate the people who love me. And they hate me.

• [Fry complains Bender's apartment is too small] 

  Bender : Not enough room? My place is 2 cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole nother 2/3rds of a person.

• Fry : Leela we're trying to watch T.V.

  Bender : Yeah, would you kindly shut your noise hole.

• [Bender explains why he drinks so much] 

  Bender : Nah, I'm trying to watch my input. I need plenty of wholesome nutricious alcohol. The chemical energy keeps my fuel cells charged.

  Fry : What are the cigars for?

  Bender : They make me look cool.

• Leela : Professor. We need to talk to you about Fry.

  Bender : That's right, we want some money - wait, what's this about Fry?

• Fry : Bender! You're blind, stinking sober!

  Bender : That's right! I'm sober and crazy, and I don't know what I might do!

  Fry : Don't do it!

  Bender : I don't know what it is yet!

• Bender : It's going to be fun on the bun!

• Fry : Uh... uh, listen Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?

  Bender : Bath what?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What room?

  Fry : Bathroom.

  Bender : What, what?

  Fry : Ah, never mind.

• Bender : You people are nuts. My antenna never interfered with my old TV.

  Leela : You had cable. This is satellite.