Futurama (TV Series)

Love's Labours Lost in Space (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Fry : Hey, lucky for us Zapp Branigan's nearby!

  Leela : No way, forget it. I refuse to go crawling back to him.

  Fry : What? What do you mean?

  Leela : Nothing. We just talked.

  Bender : So? It's not like you slept with him.

  [there is a pause. Leela looks at Fry, and Bender, then down to the floor] 

  Bender : Oh, my God!

• Leela : You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : And which one rocked your world?

• [Zapp Brannigan offers Leela some champagne] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Cham-paggin?

  Leela : I didn't realize you were such a "coin-asseur."

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Well, I have studied abroad... or two.

• Leela : We're out of fuel! Bender, I told you to refuel before we left!

  Bender : I'll do it when we get back.

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the cham-paggin?

  Leela : No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh, God, no!

• Kif Kroker : The jackass wants to see you in his quarters.

  Leela : Good. This will be my chance to reason with him, captain to captain.

  Kif Kroker : He also requests that you wear this.

  [Kif holds up a skimpy costume. Leela ignores it and knocks on Zapp's door] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [sexily]  Come and get it!

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : So, crawling back to the big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.

  Leela : Birds don't crawl.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : They'd been known to.

• Leela : I don't care how many eyes a guy has. As long as it's less than five.

• [Leela defends Nibbler] 

  Leela : Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine.

• Leela : Dear Captain's diary: I may not have found love on this mission, but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel, and that's just as good.

  [tears out page and throws it away] 

• Leela : That's Zapp Brannigan's ship.

  Fry : *The* Zapp Brannigan?

  Leela : Uh-huh.

  Fry : Who's *the* Zapp Brannigan?

• Fry : Wow, way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?

  Leela : Uhh... I guess to sit here and wait for death.

  Bender : [cheerfully]  Can do.

• Leela : I could have liked Zapp Brannigan if he wasn't a pompous nit-wit who threw me in prison.

  Bender : You really are too picky.

• Fry : I can't believe it! I thought you had some standards. I mean, he's a dumb, gross gorilla.

  Leela : Don't you think I feel bad enough already?

  Fry : No.

• Leela : Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Yes, let's all talk about Leela's personal life later.

• Leela : [sensually]  Pleeease, Big Z!