Futurama (TV Series)

My Three Suns (1999)

Lauren Tom: Amy Wong

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Quotes 

• Fry : [Fry struggles to cry and fails]  It's no use. I want to cry, but I'm just too macho.

  Bender : I'll make you cry, buddy. You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything.

  Fry : Wha'd'you mean? I was emperor of a whole planet.

  Bender : Good point... but here's a disturbing reminder: anyone you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead.

  Fry : These things happen.

  Bender : Okay, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable. Ha ha ha!

  Fry : Phew, that's a load off my mind.

  Bender : Man, I guess it's harder than I thought to make someone cry.

  Amy Wong : You did your best, Bender.

  Bender : Up yours, bimbo!

  [Amy cries] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. We should call Leela for help.

  Bender : Cram it, lobster!

  [Zoidberg cries] 

• Amy Wong : Is this salt water?

  Bender : It's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean.

  Fry : My vision's fading! I think I'm gonna die!

  Bender : There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds.

• Amy Wong : I don't think you have anything to worry about. These people seem pretty mild-mannered.

  Dr. Zoidberg : They are mild. In fact, you're soaking in one right now.

  Gorgak : You've touched me in ways I've never been touched before.