Futurama (TV Series)

Roswell That Ends Well (2001)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Above all else it is our sacred duty to preserve the past just as it is.

  [Fry walks in] 

  Fry : Well, I've killed my grandfather.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Whaaaaaaaa?

  Leela : Wait, if you killed your grandfather, why do you still exist?

  Fry : I don't know. Maybe God loves me.

  [Bender laughs maniacally] 

• Mildred : What'll you folks have today?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : I'll have some Soylent Green, with a slice of Soylent Orange and some Soylent coleslaw.

  Mildred : Huh?

  Leela : [whispering]  It's the 20th century, Professor.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, right. I'll have a croque monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead.

  Leela : I'll just have a small injection of Fem-a-slim.

  Mildred : Uh, two chili dogs comin' right up.

• Leela : Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're stuck in this time period.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death.

• Leela : Why is traffic so light around Earth?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And what is this layer of ozone? That's never been there before.

• Leela : Fry's from around this time. I'll talk like him.

  [to salesman] 

  Leela : Yo, homes! We're looking for a microwave oven.

  Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Microwave? Never heard of that brand, sweetheart. What you want is the Deluxe Gas Princess. This beauty has four broilers; a casserole indicator; a fold-out ironing board; and, down here, a foot-soaking tub; since, as a woman, you'll be standing in front of it all day.

  [Leela slams oven door on salesman's knee] 

  Leela : Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll aks you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?

  Sears-Roebuck Salesman : Sir, your wife is histerical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lighting fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ooh, that's good news. You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.

  [Leela turns on stove, setting the Professor's tie on fire] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [to salesman]  Women!

• Leela : Have you seen today's news?

  Bender : High school gym renovations on schedule? What a load!

  Leela : No, over here! Flying saucer captured!

  Bender : That's no flying saucer. That's my ass!

• Dr. Zoidberg : There... Good as new.

  Leela : Don't you need this one?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, no! That's my...

  [He coughs, grasps his throat and falls] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Rising up again]  Gotcha!

  [Leela glares at Zoidberg and throws Organ away]