Futurama (TV Series)
Roswell That Ends Well (2001)
John DiMaggio: Bender, General's Assistant, Conspiracy Nut
Quotes
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, now everything is back as it was, and if history doesn't care that our degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather, then who are we to judge?
Bender : Amen.
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Bender : [after Fry has killed his grandfather] And you are outta here!
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General's Assistant : General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets, I've never dramatically revealed anything as shocking as this. Dun-dun-dun! The debris from an alien spaceship.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Choke on that, causality!
Bender : 1947 can bite my shiny, metal...
[Head falls off ship]
Bender : Aaaaaaaahhhh!
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General : What's your purpose here?
Dr. Zoidberg : Alright, officer. I'll move it along.
General's Assistant : What the general means is why'd you come to Earth?
Dr. Zoidberg : Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.