Drake & Josh (TV Series)
The Affair (2005)
Josh Peck: Josh Nichols
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Cumin? Cumin? You put cumin in his waffles?
Drake Parker : You told me to put cumin in his waffles.
Josh Nichols : I said cinnamon! Cinnamon!
Drake Parker : Well, what's the difference?
Josh Nichols : Everything! All right, cinnamon is sweet and delicious. Cumin is a Mexican spice. You were flavoring a waffle, not a chimichanga!
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Drake Parker : Hey, anyone want a tangelo?
Josh Nichols : Mmm, half tangerine, half... elo.
Drake Parker : [British accent] 'ello
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Drake Parker : Okay, making Dad realize how great Mom is didn't go so well.
Josh Nichols : Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. I-I thought it went rather smooth FOR A POISONING!
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Josh Nichols : About Dad, all right? I think he IS dating another woman.
Drake Parker : What happened?
Josh Nichols : Well, I caught him sneaking in. He was wearing a suit. When I asked him were he'd been, he says "I was out buyin' milk but I drank it all on the way home."
Drake Parker : Oh, that's bad.
Josh Nichols : I know.
Drake Parker : We really needed some milk.
Josh Nichols : [beating Drake with a pillow] THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR DAIRY NEEDS.
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Josh Nichols : [catching Walter sneaking home at midnight] Where've you been?
Walter Nichols : I was, um... out... buying some milk.
Josh Nichols : Oh. Where is it?
Walter Nichols : Hm?
Josh Nichols : The milk, where is it?
Walter Nichols : I drank it on the way home.
Josh Nichols : Okay. Why you wearing a suit?
Walter Nichols : What, a man can't look nice when he goes dairy shopping?
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Josh Nichols : I do not control the speed of which lobsters die.