F.C. De Kampioenen (TV Series)

Betrapt! (1993)

Carry Goossens: Oscar Crucke

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Quotes 

• Oscar : Why am I always in the middle of someone else's misery just before an impending game of importance? This Saturday we play the Johnnyboys. How are you going to mentally prepare yourself?

  Pico : You know me, Oscar. I'll be there.

  Oscar : I know, Pico. I know. And I appreciate that.

  Pico : But in the meantime I've lost my wife.

  Oscar : Yes. That is a pity.

• Pico : Why are you guys still up?

  Oscar , Pascale : We're waiting for Bieke.

  Pico : Huh?

  Oscar , Pascale : We were thirsty.

  Pico : Ah. Haven't you seen Doortje by any chance?

  Oscar , Pascale : No we haven't. Why?

  Pico : She left the prom because I was dancing with Ria De Stekker.

  Doortje : [she appears at the door]  And you were kissing her too!

  [she goes back again] 

  Pico : [first he answers her inadvertent, then to Oscar]  That was at the Bamba... . Hey you can lie quite a bit, can't you? And that to your best player.

  Oscar : It was Pascale's idea.

  Pico : Doortje? Dora? Come here.

  [he heads for their living room] 

  Pascale : She wants to be left alone.

  Pico : I want to talk to my wife.

  Pascale : Oscar, stop him. For Godsake, stop him.

  [he does it] 

  Pico : [he's in the living room]  Doortje, I know you're here.

  Oscar : Pico! Pico, wait.

  Pascale : Ssst, the baby boy is sleeping, Oscar. No, look. Oscar, Billie's gone.

  Pico : Doortje, I can explain it all to you!

  Oscar : Oh no, those two are arguing upstairs.

  [Pico goes upstairs but Doortje was hiding behind the living room door and escapes with Billie, next taking shelter at Dimitri's] 

• Oscar : [opening lines; bell keeps ringing at the cafe]  Stop that, please. I need my night's rest.

  Pascale : Don't turn on the lights. Billy is sleeping. Hopefully nothing happened to Bieke.

  Oscar : Yeah, and *if* something happened, I hope it wears a skirt.

  [door bell keeps ringing] 

  Pascale : Bieke will have forgotten her key again.

  Oscar : Will you let her in? I'll wrap this up.

  [he takes himself a chair] 

  Pascale : Doortje? What's the matter?

  [Doortje enters, crying] 

  Oscar : Ah? Doortje? What is it? You came up with a cold?

  [as blows her nose] 

  Pascale : Is the prom at Pico's school over yet?

  Doortje : It's all over. Everything.

  Oscar : That's normal. It's three 'o' clock in the morning.

  Doortje : Pascale, what would you do if Oscar, where everyone can see it, was flirting with Carmen for example?

  Pascale : I would have a good laugh. 'Cause Carmen shouldn't expect much more than flirting from Oscar.

  Oscar : Pascaleke, begint nie.

  Pascale : Is there really more to say then, Oscar?

  Doortje : Pico's cheating.

  Oscar : To which team does he go?

  Doortje : [indignation]  He's with another woman, I mean!

  Oscar : Ah, okay - What?

  Doortje : He was dancing with Ria De Stekker, in the middle of the dance floor.

  Pascale : Are you sure? Did you see that right?

  Doortje : What should I do now?

  Pascale : Have a seat. Drink something.

  Doortje : I'm bothering you again, huh?

  Pascale : No, not at all. It's okay. Right, Oscar?

  [Oscar confirms, actually means the opposite; Oscar talks secretly to Pascale near the counter] 

  Oscar : Not at all. Pascale, we must not interfere with that.

  Pascale : Women should help each other.

  Oscar : Pico is going to be mad at me. He won't want to play football anymore.

  Pascale : Football? Is that all you think of?

  Oscar : Yes and don't risk letting her sleep here. 'Cause I know you.

  [Doortje blows her nose again, she approaches him] 

  Doortje : I never want to see him again. Never!

  [she cries, he comforts her] 

  Oscar : You know, if you want, you can sleep on our sofa.

  Doortje : Thanks, Oscar. And if he comes by, tell him I'm not here, okay?

  [Billie cries in the living room] 

  Doortje : Billie, my poor baby's up.

  [Doortje goes to the living room] 

  Oscar : I'm up too, huh.

  Pascale : Come here, my hero.

  [they hug and kiss, Pico enters in a drunken state] 

  Pico : Well, isn't that original? Make out at the bar counter.

  Pascale : [cynically]  No, on the dancefloor is more original.

• Oscar : The cafe is not open yet.

  Xavier : Did you force yourself? Do you use egg shampoo?

  Carmen : Doortje's completely going crazy. She has slammed a carton of eggs on his head.

  Oscar : [he stands his ground]  The cafe is not open.

  Pascale : Do you realize what you're doing?

  Carmen : What about me?

  Pascale : You're destroying families.

  Oscar : Great families.

  Xavier : My mattress? Wasn't she too hard?

  Pico : Xavier, will you finally listen please?

  Xavier : No, you listen to me for a second. You were my best friend. I trusted you more than myself.

  Carmen : Xavier, please...

  Xavier : [mad]  And you - You mounted African leopard that you are.

  Carmen : Do you have to be this mad for him taking a shower at our place?

  Xavier : Shower? Here you go. Here's your shower.

  [he pours a beer over her] 

  Oscar : [serene]  Guys, guys, guys. I've just cleaned the place, uh.