Futurama (TV Series)

The Farnsworth Parabox (2003)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry A, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth A, Dr. Zoidberg A, Philip J. Fry 1, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth 1, Dr. Zoidberg 1, Philip J. Fry 1729, Philip J. Fry 31, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth XVII, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth 420, Transition Announcer

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Quotes 

• Fry : Whatever is in that box, it's the only thing I ever wanted.

  Dr. Zoidberg : In my experience, boxes are usually empty, or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And one time, pepperoni. What a day that was!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [while in a parallel universe, watching two Leelas fight]  Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

• [the lab is collapsing] 

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys help me! Satan, you owe me!

• Turanga Leela 1 : Fine, you be crummy Universe "A", and we'll be Universe "1".

  Philip J. Fry 1 : Yeah, or the Mongooses, that's a good team name. "The Fighting Mongooses."

• Fry : Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It's the Apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Hermes! Don't press that button!

  Hermes Conrad : [short pause]  Okay!

• Fry : There but for the flip of a coin go we.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth A : You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home. Where's that blue box with our universe in it?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1 : Oh, you'd like to get to back to your evil universe, wouldn't you? And destroy your box with our universe inside it.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth A : Nonsense. I would never do such a thing unless you were already having been going to do that.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1 : Wha...?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth A : You heard me!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth 1 : [Asked about removing his own brain]  Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out!

• Philip J. Fry 1 : One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie, and we were married.

  Leela : Ooh!

  Fry : One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!