Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Custard (1982)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

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Quotes 

• Danger Mouse : [DM and Penfold are drowning in custard]  You think you can manage all that, Penfold?

  Penfold : [eating frantically]  I don't mind seconds, but this is ridiculous.

• Danger Mouse : I can't think what they'll do with 99 bicycle clips. Eh, by the way, have we got 99 bicycle clips?

  Penfold : Eh, we've got eh, we've got 3, chief. Do you think that will do?

  Danger Mouse : Hardly.

  Penfold : Ere, perhaps when they said 'bicycle clip', they met toothbrushes?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, may... Penfold, you're pottier than they are!

• Danger Mouse : Right Penfold, I'm ready to dictate the next chapter of my remarkable live story. My goodness. It has it's ups and downs, eh, Penfold?

  Penfold : Yes, Chief

  [being bounced up and down like a ball by the Custard Mite of Glut] 

• Penfold : Chief?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, Penfold?

  Penfold : You know the super secret secret ray?

  Danger Mouse : Yes, the super secret secret ray?

  Penfold : It's not here.

  Danger Mouse : Oh, it's not h... WHAT? WHERE IS IT?

  Penfold : You promised you wouldn't shout...

  Danger Mouse : I WOULDN'T AND I'M NOT, NOW WHERE IS IT?

• Penfold : Oh, where are we, Chief?

  Danger Mouse : Flat on our faces, Penfold.

  Penfold : Ow.

• Danger Mouse : [DM has just won a real live game of Space invaders]  Got it. Let's go.

  Penfold : But Chief, you've won a free game.

  Danger Mouse : I'll leave that to our one eyed friends.