Danger Mouse (TV Series)

Ice Station Camel (1981)

David Jason: Danger Mouse, The Narrator

Quotes 

• Danger Mouse : Well, well, well.

  Penfold : What is it, Dangermouse?

  Danger Mouse : It's an anti gravity rotation retarder of some sort.

  Penfold : Come again?

  Penfold : A set of brakes, Penfold. This thing is slowing the world down. And there's very little I can do.

  Penfold : Crikey, oh heck.

  Danger Mouse : Apart from turn it off.

  [laughs] 

  Danger Mouse : I had you going there, Penfold, didn't I, eh?

• Isambard Sinclair, narrator : In this world of strife and mistrust, villainy and intrigue, there is one individual who shines out above all others as a symbol of honesty and justice. His name: Dangermouse. His task: to keep back the malevolent evil doers who strive to bring everyone under there oppressive evil. And there he is, with his faithful assistant Penfold, returning home from another successful mission, carrying the praise and thanks of those he has helped.

• Penfold : What are you gonna do with it, Dangermouse?

  Danger Mouse : I don't know, honestly, when they said they wanted to give me something, I was hoping it would be a medal, not a blooming great teddy bear.

  Penfold : Nice though, innit?

  Danger Mouse : Yes he is rather cute, eh no no, we can't keep him. He'll have to stay at the zoo with my elephant.

  Penfold : And your tiger...

  Danger Mouse : Yes.

  Penfold : And your three toed sloth...

  Danger Mouse : Right.

  Penfold : And your Mongolian wild mule...

  Danger Mouse : Yes, all right Penfold, I know how many of them there are.

  Penfold : Sorry DM.

  Danger Mouse : That's ok, Penfold, it's just that, well, medals would be easier to look after.