South Park (TV Series)

Trapped in the Closet (2005)

John 'Nancy' Hansen: John Travolta

Quotes 

• R. Kelly : [singing]  Man, this is some crazy shit here. Why won't you both just come out the closet, they said?

  Tom Cruise , John Travolta : [singing]  We're not coming out the closet. You can just go away.

  R. Kelly : [singing]  But everyone wants you out the closet.

  Tom Cruise , John Travolta : [singing]  That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay.

  R. Kelly : [singing]  Now I'm startin' to get angry, so I pull out my gun!

  [as soon as R. Kelly pulls out his gun, everyone standing outside Stan's room runs away] 

  R. Kelly : [singing]  I'm gonna give you a count to three to open this closet door, one - I'm gonna shoot you both, two - I'm gonna cap some bitch, three...

  [closet door opens. With gun facing forward, R. Kelly slowly approaches the door and enters the closet. The closet door shuts] 

  R. Kelly : [singing]  Now I'm in the closet. Now I'm in the closet too.