Daria (TV Series)

Lucky Strike (2001)

Steven Huppert: Joey

Quotes 

• Daria Morgendorffer : Okay. We know Mr. O'Neill assigned a play, and you're pretty sure the title didn't contain the word "alien." Do you remember anything else?

  Joey : Uh, I think the guy on the cover was wearing tights.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Hmm... Since there are no wrestling dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare.

  Jeffy : Wait, I remember now. He's a stalker! He follows girls home from parties and peeks in their windows.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Romeo and Juliet.

• Jeffy : What does "woe" mean?

  Daria : It's like the feeling you'd get if the Super Bowl were preempted by "Antiques Roadshow".

  Joey : Whoa.

  Daria : See?