Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Final Justice (1999)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

Quotes 

• [during a low-angle shot of Joe Don Baker] 

  Tom Servo : Gah! I don't wanna be down here!

• [a closeup of Geronimo wetting his lips] 

  Tom Servo : The last thing a sausage sees.

• [during the film, a character drops a gun and causes it to fire] 

  Tom Servo : See, Mike, that's what happened when I shot you that one time, and you'd never believe me!

  Mike Nelson : Well, now I know.

• [Joe Don Baker leaves the village after the villagers nursed him back to health] 

  Mike Nelson : Well, they hustled him out of the village pretty quick.

  Tom Servo : [as Joe Don]  But wait, I'm still sick and wounded.

  Crow : [as villagers]  Uh huh. Good-BYE!

• Tom Servo : He's got double chins on his eye lids.

• [Geronimo faces a henchman with a child hostage] 

  Sheriff Geronimo : [putting his gun away]  C'mon. Let's talk.

  Tom Servo : We're driftin' apart.

• [as Joe Don Baker "questions" a prostitute] 

  Tom Servo : Our hero, a murderous oaf who threatens women with coat hangers.

• [a flyover shot of Malta filled with cramped buildings] 

  Tom Servo : Yes, plenty of room for development in Malta!