Scrubs (TV Series)
My Half-Acre (2006)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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J.D. : How did you know I'd move to fast with Julie?
Dr. Cox : How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?
Turk : How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?
Elliot : Because I know you!
Carla : Because I know you!
Janitor : Because I know him!
Todd : [watches it on the security camera] This is so cool!
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J.D. : I think it's important to listen to the people who know you best. Because if you do, you might get to rock.
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J.D. : [Voice over] So I had to use Elliot's advice with Julie. Luckily, she's not great at gloating.
Elliot : Ha ha, you had sex last night with a beautiful girl that you really like!
J.D. : [Voice over] Sometimes she needs a little help.
[out loud]
J.D. : Uh, you probably meant if it weren't for you, I'd still be dating my laptop.
Elliot : Right. In your face, ha ha!
[whispering]
Elliot : Thank you.
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Julie Quinn : Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?
J.D. : No, it's a sound investment and a great addition to my portfolio.
[Voice over]
J.D. : Which consists of two shares of Eastern Airlines stock and a pack of unopened Les Mis trading cards.