The Simpsons (TV Series)

Fraudcast News (2004)

Harry Shearer: Kent Brockman, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Ned Flanders, Lenny, Bill, Scratchy, Vulture, Principal Skinner

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• Mr. Burns : [Despite Burns' attempt to bribe Lisa with cute little ponies, she refuses to stop printing her newspaper]  Very well, you had your chance. I'm going to shred you like a Christmas card. Now *get out!*

  Lisa : [angrily]  I can't. My mom's not picking me up for an hour.

  Mr. Burns : [leaning nervously on his desk, Burns is at a loss for words]  Well, what do you think of today's popular music scene?

  Lisa : I think it distracts people from more important social issues.

  Mr. Burns : My God, are you always "on"?

• Mr. Burns : I can't be responsible for what my goons are ordered to do.