- [Polly talking to Mary about the spa's new massuer Travis]
- Polly Nguyen: You no hear? He provide special treatment.
- Mary Connell: Like some new kind of massage therapy?
- Polly Nguyen: No. Get them on table, you know, visit Forbidden City, let fingers do walking, shake hands with bald man in boat, whole nine yard!
- Mary Connell: He... he can't do that!
- [pause]
- Mary Connell: Do they want him to?
- Polly Nguyen: Girls I see no look like victim, look like win LOTTO!
- [after Sam gets amazing massage from Travis]
- Polly Nguyen: You finished with Travis?
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Yeah.
- Polly Nguyen: He mow your lawn?
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No. It was a great massage, but he didn't do anything inappropriate. I think he knows I work here.
- Polly Nguyen: No, he doesn't! I just heard two more hot chicks talk. First girl, two explosion! None for you too bad.
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Doesn't make any sense. I was laying on the table. Naked. Me!
- Polly Nguyen: You want me touch you down there?
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: [considers it] No, no thanks.
- Polly Nguyen: Look on bright side. No have to fire him! Ok, I love you!