- [first lines]
- Glenda: Shall you pick me up from the coffee morning?
- Barry: Long as you don't drag me in. Ladies stare at you so, then give you looks that knot your underwear.
- Glenda: I hope you'll always be shy with the ladies, Barry. Except for me. Long as your not shy with me.
- Barry: You know I'm not. Would I read to you aloud from my owner's manual if I was shy? You are the first and only woman I have ever read an owner's manual to.
- Glenda: Mm, Barry, I remember. I remember everything about our honeymoon.
- [last lines]
- Truly: 'Rosemarie' was always her favorite. A Mountie on a horse. I used to say to her, "Mabel, I'm a policeman; I've got you; who needs a horse?"
- Nora Batty: They lie instinctively. It buys them a bit of time 'til they can come up with a better lie.
- Nora Batty: Is your Howard any good at decorating?
- Pearl: Not really, but it keeps him away from what he thinks he's good at.
- Nora Batty: My Wally was no good at ceilings. He was scarcely tall enough for skirting boards.
- Ivy: Oh, mine was tall enough, but he used to *splash* everywhere.
- Pearl: Oh, they do that; they splash *everywhere*.