- Randy Hickey: I don't know why people complain about his asbestos stuff.
- [inhales deeply]
- Randy Hickey: it doesn't smell so bad.
- Joy: I don't know why you're having so much trouble. I mean they're all the time taking money from me. Just last week I paid twenty dollars for speeding in a school zone.
- Randy Hickey: Hey, you paid seventy-five for that Earl. How come you only paid twenty dollars?
- Joy: Cause I brushed my license against his nobby when I handed it to him.
- Earl Hickey: Catalina, how much longer are you gonna be with that vacuum? It's making the TV scratchy.
- Earl Hickey: [Randy crashed his moped] You all right?
- Randy Hickey: Yeah. Stupid pothole tripped me.
- [to pothole]
- Randy Hickey: Why don't you look where you're goin'!
- Earl Hickey: Randy, why don't you sit down for a minute?
- Randy Hickey: I am sittin'.
- [pause]
- Randy Hickey: Oh.
- [sits down]
- Randy Hickey: When did you grow a moustache?
- Randy Hickey: Hey, I know! You paint a big fake train tunnel on the rock outside of town. You get fined for that, plus maybe coyotes would run into it.
- Darnell Turner: Or roadrunners.
- Randy Hickey: That'd be funny.
- Darnell Turner: Beep! Beep!
- Randy Hickey: Yeah. Beep! Beep!
- Darnell Turner: Beep! Beep!
- Randy Hickey: Beep! Beep!
- Randy Hickey: I spy with my little eye....
- Earl Hickey: Is it the candy bar again?
- Randy Hickey: Yeah.