- Dale Gribble: Gee Hank, if your wife wants to screw somethin' up, why can't she just stick to Bobby?
- Bill Dauterive: Hankie and Gnomie sittin' in a tree...
- Hank Hill: That's it, I'm kicking your ass!
- Bill Dauterive: [as Hank chases Bill] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Minh Souphanousinphone: [after Peggy's flowers have all died] Listen to your husband, Peggy Hill. If there's one thing that Brillo-haired hillbilly can do, it's farm.
- [Khan laughs]
- Peggy Hill: Excuse me. Do you know of a plant that can withstand over-watering, inadequate fertilization, and perhaps some over-zealous pruning?
- Teenage clerk: Yeah, they're called weeds.