Hogfather (2006 TV Movie)
Marc Warren: Teatime
Quotes
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Teatime : Do you have a lot of friends, Mr Sydeney?
Mr. Sideney : [hesitantly] Quite a few, actually.
Teatime : I don't have many... Don't seem to have the knack... On the other hand, I don't seem to have any enemies at all.
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[Lord Downey is reviewing a previous assassination contract that Teatime carried out for him]
Lord Downey : You nailed Sir George's dog to the ceiling.
Teatime : I couldn't have it barking while I was working, sir.
Lord Downey : Some people would have drugged it.
Teatime : [mystified] Oh! But I definitely fulfilled the contract. I checked Sir George's breathing with a mirror, as instructed.
Lord Downey : Apparently his head was several feet from his body at that point.
Teatime : That was all right, wasn't it, sir?
Lord Downey : It lacked... elegance.
Teatime : I thank you, sir. I'm always happy to be corrected. I shall remember that... next time.
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Teatime : It's pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh, sir.
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Lord Downey : Mr Teatime, you have actually applied yourself to study of ways of killing Death?
Teatime : Only as a hobby, sir.
Lord Downey : But then some people might say that he is technically immortal.
Teatime : Everyone has a weak point, sir.
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Teatime : Exhibit B is Banjo. He can talk.