- Ashley Burke: Being a twin bites monkeys!
- Mary-Kate Burke: It's not exactly a bed of roses for me either sweetie!
- [Carrie has gone out with Kevin's doctor who she thinks wears a bra]
- Eddie Fairbanks: So, I hear you're dating Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
- Carrie: [gapes at Kevin] You told Mr. Sensitivity about my personal life?
- Kevin Burke: Hey, it was my personal life first.