Two of a Kind (TV Series)
The Tutor (1998)
Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke
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Quotes
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Ashley Burke : So what did Ms. Tammy say about me, Dad?
Kevin Burke : Well, we really didn't talk about you. This was mostly about Mary-Kate.
Ashley Burke : Oh, sure. The problem child gets all the attention.
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Ashley Burke : Why are you home so early, Dad?
Kevin Burke : I had a conference with your teacher.
Mary-Kate Burke : Uh-oh.
Max : This is going to get ugly. I'm out of here.
Brian : See you tomorrow, Ashley. See you in about a month, Mary-Kate.
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Taylor Donovan : [to Mary-Kate] So, I hear you're having some trouble with fractions.
Ashley Burke : I personally love fractions. They're so... useful! For example, I'm twelve and a quarter. I'm guessing you're fourteen and... seven eighths?
Taylor Donovan : [to Mary-Kate] She's not going to be hanging around, is she?
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Kevin Burke : How could you two pull something like this? Especially you, Ashley!
Ashley Burke : Dad, can we talk about this in private?
Kevin Burke : No, I think Taylor deserves to know why you've been wasting his time.
Ashley Burke : Dad, this is kind of embarrassing.
[long pause]
Ashley Burke : See, I just thought...
Mary-Kate Burke : Wait. Dad, this is all my fault.
Kevin Burke : All your fault?
Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah. I made Ashley do it.
Kevin Burke : How'd you do that?
Mary-Kate Burke : Well, I... I threatened to read her diary in front of everyone at school.
Kevin Burke : Ashley doesn't keep a diary.
Ashley Burke : Oh. Well, I would have written one for her.
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Ashley Burke : So, did Taylor say anything about me?
Mary-Kate Burke : Only that with all the drinks you came down to get, you must have a bladder the size of Lake Michigan.
Ashley Burke : So he did notice me!