The Simpsons (TV Series)

The War of the Simpsons (1991)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Marge's Friend, Imaginary Party Guest #1, Bait Shop Owner, Chief in McBain Movie, Snake

Quotes 

• [a la "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"] 

  Gloria S. : Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.

  John S. : That's enough, Gloria!

  Reverend Lovejoy : John, why don't you speak?

  John S. : She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she

  [shouts] 

  John S. : smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!

  Gloria S. : No, I'm not.

  John S. : [shouts]  Queen of the harpies!

  Gloria S. : No, I'm not!

  John S. : [shouts]  Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

  Gloria S. : Get away from me, you swine!

• Homer : [inebriated off Flanders' punch, speaking to one of the guests]  I've been wantin' to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve!

  Marge's Friend : [worriedly]  Homer, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago...

  Homer : You... stink! You and your whole lousy operation stinks! I QUIT!

  Marge's Friend : Uh... gee, don't - don't quit.

  Homer : Alright then.

  [he staggers over to Maude, eyes twitching slightly] 

  Homer : Could you... give me a... handful of peanuts... Maude?

  Maude Flanders : Oh, sure.

  Homer : Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom...

  Maude Flanders : Oh, okay.

  [Homer sees her cleavage and gurgles. Marge watches, getting increasingly annoyed] 

• Snake : all right i get out at 12 and im allready invited to a party.