SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs (2001)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
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Quotes
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Squidward : I spent the whole day with you doing all kinds of ridiculous things because you were supposed to explode!
SpongeBob SquarePants : You want me to explode?
Squidward : Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, okay, I'll try. Nnggg... GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!
[laughs]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Now it's your turn.
Squidward : THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNACLE HEAD!
SpongeBob SquarePants : [clapping] Ooh, good one.
Squidward : No! You're supposed to explode into a million pieces!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Why would I do that?
Squidward : Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob SquarePants : What pie?
Squidward : The pie I left on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! THAT pie!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Pie... Oh! You mean this pie!
[takes the pie-bomb out of his pocket]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat!
[he trips on a pebble, the pie flies into Squidward's face and explodes]
Squidward : Ow.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I made you this sweater... Do you love it?
Squidward : It's a little itchy. What's it made out of?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Eyelashes.
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Squidward : What is the most fun thing you've always wanted to do?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Actually, I keep a list of the most fun things I like to do.
Squidward : Great. Let's see it.
SpongeBob SquarePants : The things that are extra fun are written in red.
Squidward : Everything's in red!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yeah, I know!
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Mr. Krabs : Just remember the most important rule.
SpongeBob SquarePants : No free napkins?
Mr. Krabs : No! The other most important rule, regarading the secret formula.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Only discuss the secret formula with Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : Right you are! Just remember that, boy, and everything will be fine.
Squidward : I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow? Ha ha!
Mr. Krabs : What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
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[Plankton just created a robot version of Mr. Krabs]
Robot Krabs : Mr. Squidward!
Squidward : What now, Mr. Krabs?
Robot Krabs : That's right, I am Krabs, your boss, your ruler, your master!
[Plankton laughs evily, while Squidward looks at the robot version of Mr. Krabs]
Squidward : You're not Mr. Krabs.
Robot Krabs : Hey, why don't you take the rest of the day off?
Squidward : [laughing] Well... whatever you say, "Mr. Krabs"! Whoopee!
[Squidward then leaves the Krusty Krab]
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Squidward : Here! One pie, fresh out of the oven. I'll be getting back to my life now.