The Simpsons (TV Series)
Last Tap Dance in Springfield (2000)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Lisabello
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Quotes
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Eduardo : To win, we will need a very special dance. La Tango de la Muerte!
Lisabella : Only one man has ever been foolish enough to attempt that dance, and he is dead!
Eduardo : My twin brother, Freduardo. But where he died, I shall live - in his apartment.
[They dance La Tango de la Muerte and survive]
Eduardo : You are now carrying my child.
Lisabella : But how?
Eduardo : It is the mystery of the dance.
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Lisa Simpson : Little Vicki, I figured out how to dance. I can be in the show now!
Vicki Valentine : I'm sorry, Lisa. People go to a children's dance recital expecting a certain level of professionalism.
Ralph Wiggum : But, but you don't understand... I ate too much plastic candy.
Vicki Valentine : Heavens to Betsy, the star of the show is sick! Whatever will we do? There's only one person who can get us out of this pickle. Lisa?
Lisa Simpson : Yes?
Vicki Valentine : Help me into Ralph's costume.
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Vicki Valentine : Okay, kids, tonight's the big night. Now remember, the important thing is to just dance flawlessly.
Lisa Simpson : Excuse me... Why isn't my name in the program.
Vicki Valentine : It is, silly. You've got the most important part of all. Curtain puller? No one can see the show if the curtain isn't open!
Lisa Simpson : But my parents are counting on seeing me dance! And I've worked ever so hard.
Vicki Valentine : I'm sorry, Lisa. But giving everyone an equal part when they're clearly not equal, is called what again, class?
Class : Communism!
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Professor Frink : [Examining Lisa's self dancing shoes] Jesus, Mary and Glavin! These shoes are in the 'Off' position!
Lisa Simpson : You mean I danced all by myself?
Marge Simpson : See, honey? All you needed was to believe...
Homer Simpson : [Snatching the shoes from Professor Frink] What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're *clearly* in the 'On' position. See? 'On'.
[Shows them to Lisa. Her face falls]
Professor Frink : I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
Homer Simpson : Oh, ohhh! Well, now that I look even closer...
Lisa Simpson : Forget it, Dad.