- It is the annual Hammersmith carnival where the local residents take part in riots and Richie and Eddie find watching the Carnival from their flat window is the best seats to watch the riots. After going looting, Eddie learns Richie has stolen a BBC camera and they decide to record a prime-time current affairs discussion program and hilarious accidents so they can make money, unaware that the video tape is a dirty video of Prime Minister John Major.—Daniel Williamson
- The annual riots of Hammersmith are in full swing, Richie wants to go and get a new television amidst the chaos, the two go out to get some loot but Eddie dropped the T.V. when he got run over. They discuss their night over tea and they're enjoying themselves until Eddie notices someone broke in while they were out and stole a bulk of Eddie's Malibu crates, luckily he has spares.
Richie cheers him up with a valuable find, a BBC camera. He proposes making films, namely a prime-time current affairs discussion programme. In the morning they start filming and Richie falls down the stairs and lands head first into the toilet. Eddie suggests sending the clip to Jeremy Beadle for money, and they start making accident films leading to Eddie being injured, but during filming Richie forgot to put the tape in the camera. The rather absurd notion occurs that Richie could send the blank tape to Beadle as a winning entry, but they need to check the tape to ensure it's blank, they have no video player but thankfully Eddie looted more than enough and sets one up.
It somehow takes a full year to wire up the machine, then they check the video. It's not a blank but features a compromising sex tape of the British Prime Minister, Richie suggests blackmail. Richie makes a call to government and accidentally gives his real name. Eddie calls and uses Richie's name again. The phone rings, Richie answers, it's the police with the S.A.S. Eddie suggests negotiating, for food not money. It fails and the apartment is shot at, the phone rings again, they are instructed to throw out the video, Eddie throws out the entire player which lands on the commanding officer.
The order is given to raid the apartment and the boys are gunned down.
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