The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Boarder Incident (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : What're you doin' here so early?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I wanted to be first in line for the water cooler.
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Laura Petrie : Dinner's almost ready, and in honor of your visit I made a cake.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Oh, thanks a lot, Laura, but I'm not allowed to eat fried food.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Fried? You don't fry a cake.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : No kiddin'. Wait'll my wife hears about this.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Where you been, Sal?
Sally Rogers : Well, where would I be at this hour? I was window shopping at the YMCA.
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[Rob is taking Buddy home to spend the night in Pickles' absence, against Sally's worry that they won't get along well]
Sally Rogers : All right. All right. I now pronounce you man and guest, but remember one thing: John Wilkes Booth once shared a room with Lincoln.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh, he did not.
Sally Rogers : I know, but I hate to lose an argument.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Buddy, either you've got your pajamas on under your suit or you've got the longest pair of shorts I ever saw.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I miss my wife.
Sally Rogers : Aw.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Go ahead and laugh. It's funny.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : We've not laughin'.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, Buddy, you know we never laugh at anything you say.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I just don't think I should live at your house anymore.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Oh, you've been wonderful but, let's face it, you and... and Laura aren't the two easiest people in the world to get along with.