The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Boarder Incident (1962)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
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Quotes
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I knew I loved my wife, but I didn't know how much I liked her.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : What're you doin' here so early?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I wanted to be first in line for the water cooler.
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Laura Petrie : Dinner's almost ready, and in honor of your visit I made a cake.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Oh, thanks a lot, Laura, but I'm not allowed to eat fried food.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Fried? You don't fry a cake.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : No kiddin'. Wait'll my wife hears about this.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I miss my wife.
Sally Rogers : Aw.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Go ahead and laugh. It's funny.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : We've not laughin'.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, Buddy, you know we never laugh at anything you say.
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Sally Rogers : Look, fellas, I once shared an apartment with some very close friends and it just didn't work out. We fought all the time.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Who was it?
Sally Rogers : My mother and father.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : [finishing dinner at the Petrie's] Laura, I wanna tell ya, you got a nice place here. You put in a few more tables and you'll do a good business.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I just don't think I should live at your house anymore.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Oh, you've been wonderful but, let's face it, you and... and Laura aren't the two easiest people in the world to get along with.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : You know I only sleep here during working hours.