The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
The Boarder Incident (1962)
Rose Marie: Sally Rogers
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Quotes
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Where you been, Sal?
Sally Rogers : Well, where would I be at this hour? I was window shopping at the YMCA.
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[Rob is taking Buddy home to spend the night in Pickles' absence, against Sally's worry that they won't get along well]
Sally Rogers : All right. All right. I now pronounce you man and guest, but remember one thing: John Wilkes Booth once shared a room with Lincoln.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh, he did not.
Sally Rogers : I know, but I hate to lose an argument.
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Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : I miss my wife.
Sally Rogers : Aw.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Go ahead and laugh. It's funny.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : We've not laughin'.
Sally Rogers : Yeah, Buddy, you know we never laugh at anything you say.
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Sally Rogers : Look, fellas, I once shared an apartment with some very close friends and it just didn't work out. We fought all the time.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Who was it?
Sally Rogers : My mother and father.