Perfect Strangers (TV Series)
Your Cheatin' Heart (1987)
Mark Linn-Baker: Larry Appleton
Quotes
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Larry Appleton : Obviously Jennifer's got a bad case of "the Larrys".
Balki Bartokomous : Well, of course she does, don't be ridiculous! Are "the Larrys" anything like "the willies"?
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Larry Appleton : Tonight, I'm taking Jennifer out to dinner and I'm going to pull out all the stops!
Balki Bartokomous : Oh Cousin, are you going to let her order the Double Whopper?
Larry Appleton : Better! Tonight I am taking her to a restaurant with waiters!
Balki Bartokomous : [upset] You're taking waiters and you're not taking me?
Larry Appleton : I'll take you next time.
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Larry Appleton : Why would you do that? It's not my birthday! It's not Christmas! Why would you buy this for me?
Balki Bartokomous : Why would I buy this for you? Why would your best friend buy you a present? What am I... the first best friend you've ever had?
Larry Appleton : [laughs and raises his hand as if to dismiss the idea]
Balki Bartokomous : Am I the first best friend you ever had?
Larry Appleton : [laughs again, even less convincingly]
Balki Bartokomous : [somewhat shocked] I *am* the first best friend you've ever had!