The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred Strikes Out (1962)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : If I don't take Wilma to the movies tonight, she's going home to live with her mother.

  Barney Rubble : [while lifting weights]  Well... 6, 7, 8... that's one way to keep her mother... 10, 11, 12... from coming to live with you.

  Fred Flintstone : Barney, are you going to help me or not?

  Barney Rubble : Uh, sure, Fred, sure. Now tell me your problem.

  Fred Flintstone : I already told you!

  Barney Rubble : Yes, sir, it's just like Rock Whammy says, a fat man is a grouchy man.

  Fred Flintstone : WHO'S GROUCHY? I'M PERFECTLY CALM!

• [Fred is trying to guess what's bothering Wilma] 

  Fred Flintstone : It's not your birthday? It's not my birthday? I don't see anything from your mother, so it's not our anniversary.

  Wilma Flintstone : Don't remind me. Throwing out that beautiful plant she sent last year.

  Fred Flintstone : It was poison ivy, and I won't take that from anyone!