- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to Mac, who is hyper from eating sugar] Maybe the other friends were right. Maybe you *are* ruining this party!
- Mac: [shouts] MAYBE YOU RUIN CHOCOLATE!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You're right. Maybe I *do* ruin chocolate. Be that as it may, *you're* not getting any more!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You have my word... that this will be the wildest, partiest, housiest house party this house has ever partied!
- Handy: Things are getting out of hand!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You always say that!
- Gummi Bear: [comes up with half his ear bitten off] Your friend ate half my ear!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You always say that!
- Gummi Bear: No, I don't!
- Mr. Herriman: Master Blooregard, I'll have you know I am sworn to uphold the integrity of this household. I trust you to refrain from your usual numbskull plots and knuckleheaded shenanigans.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: They're really more like harebrained schemes.
- Mr. Herriman: If they were harebrained, they'd be clever.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's not going to work.
- Coco: Coco!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: He's going to know it's you.
- [Coco dials phone]
- Mr. Herriman: [answers phone on hallway] Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Mr. Herriman speaking. How may I assist you?
- Coco: Coco cocococo?
- Mr. Herriman: Is our refrigerator running? Yes, I do believe it is.
- Coco: Coco coco-co!
- Mr. Herriman: I shall better go catch it indeed!
- [Runs out door]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I stand corrected.
- [Bloo finds Mac, naked and delirious from too much sugar, in an alley]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hey, pal. We okay?
- Mac: S-s-sugar.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What's that?
- Mac: Sugar! Need sugar!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, sugar. You mean like this piece of gum?
- Mac: Sugar! Precious sugar!
- [Takes gum, spits it out]
- Mac: It burns us! It burns us!
- [They pull Mac into the car and drive off]
- Mac: You said... it was sugar.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Right, sugar. Sugar-free.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I'll take care of Herriman.
- Eduardo: How you do that?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: How am I going to do it? How am I going to do it? Seriously, how am I going to do it? I've got nothing.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Uh, we've been robbed? Faulty plumbing? Monsoon season? Winter... windtime?
- Mr. Herriman: Looks more like a wild party.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Wild party? There was no wild party. Now if you excuse me, I've got to go get my naked friend.
- Madame Foster: I told you explicitly, implicitly and unequivocally, no wild parties!
- [beat]
- Madame Foster: ...Without me! You know how much I love wild parties.