Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)
Beat with a Schtick (2005)
Keith Ferguson: Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Dinosaur Friend
Quotes
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Wilt : How's the weather up there? Well, how's the weather down *there*?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Partially cloudy, 20% chance of... This isn't helping me.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Come on, let's spice this up the way I did Taco Night.
Mr. Herriman : That was you? I thought Jolly Buttons...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : No, me. I just framed Jolly.
Mr. Herriman : We had him deported!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I know. He still sends me postcards.
[postcard reads, in cutout letters - "I will get you."]
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Wilt : You're finally getting what you deserve.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : A race car bed? I'm finally getting a race car bed?
Wilt : No. You're getting your just desserts. A taste of your own medicine.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Is it bubble-gum flavored?
Wilt : No, Bloo, but you're gonna get it anyways. Your days of insensitivity towards us non-smalls are over when the clock strikes FOUR!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh yeah? Not if I strike first!
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Madame Foster : But as we all know, time stops for no man.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : What about imaginary friends? Does it stop for imaginary friends?
Madame Foster : Not on my watch.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Imitates Mr. Herriman] Order, order! Stop your fun-having at once. I have something useless and boring to say.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I get called out all the time. Bullies, criminals, old ladies...