Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)

Mac Daddy (2005)

Candi Milo: Cheese, Crackers, Coco, Madame Foster

Quotes 

• Cheese : I like chocolate milk.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You look like a man in need of an imaginary friend. Take a look at this adorable little guy, Cheese.

  Man : Cheese, eh? What's he do?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Whatever you want. Entertain your kids, clean your dishes, paint your house, bear heavy loads.

  Man : I don't know...

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Tell you what? You adopt Cheese, and I'll toss in Crackers for free.

  Man : Cheese *and* crackers, eh?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Absolutely. Hey, Crackers.

  [Crackers, a pink imaginary friend, enters] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : This guy wants to adopt you.

  Crackers : Really?

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : What do you say?

  [Cut to Crackers at Foster's, crying] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Sorry, Crackers, but I guess he was just hungry. He must have wanted real crackers.

  Crackers : That's what they all say!

• Cheese : This floor tastes funny.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Bloo bangs into Cheese]  You might wanna watch where I'm going there.

  Cheese : I like chocolate milk.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Confused]  Okaaay...

• Cheese : [has tinfoil on his teeth]  I have braces!

  Mac : You found that on the ground, didn't you?

  Cheese : Garbage can.

• Cheese : [walks in wearing lipstick]  I'm a lady!

  [goes over to Bloo, and kisses him] 

  Cheese : Now we're brother ladies!

• Cheese : I like cereal.

• Mac : But, Bloo, I thought you didn't like Cheese.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You know what, Mac? You're right. I didn't like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese. And as far as I could tell, nobody else really had a taste for Cheese, either. Except the mice. Mice like Cheese.

  Cheese : Hi, doggies.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : But now, even though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I love Cheese. I hope to have my taste of Cheese every day, maybe even for the rest of my life, even though Cheese smells. I think if we look deep in our hearts, we can all have an appreciation of Cheese, and embrace his unique... flavor, if you will. I love you, brother.

  [hugs Cheese] 

  Cheese : I pooted.

• Cheese : Brother! And together we're...

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't say it!

  Cheese : We're...

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't!

  Cheese : We're...

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I said...

  Madame Foster : Bloo Cheese?

• Mac : Time for paint.

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Yes! Awesome! Super-duper rad hot-rod flames!

  Cheese : No, bunnies!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!

  Cheese : Bunnies!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!

  Cheese : Bunnies!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!

  Cheese : Bunnies!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!

  Cheese : Bunnies!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot... rod... flames!

  Cheese : [Whispering]  Buuunies!

  Mac : Quiet!

  [Cut to Mac and Bloo pushing cart painted with flaming bunnies] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I don't even know you anymore.

  Mac : Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.

• Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hey, Cheese. You want to play another game?

  Cheese : Yes!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's the funnest, most awesomest game ever.

  Cheese : Yes, yes!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Do you want to know what's it called?

  Cheese : Yeees!

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's called...

  [tosses Cheese in the closet, nails the door shut, installs a metal door and chains it] 

  Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : ...sit still in the closet and be quiet for the rest of eternity!

  [laughs] 

  Cheese : I like this game.

• Cheese : I like potatoes

  Frances 'Frankie' Foster : He was eating soap when I found him.

  Cheese : Potatoes smell like flowers.