Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (TV Series)
Mac Daddy (2005)
Keith Ferguson: Blooregard 'Bloo' Q. Kazoo, Man, Dog
Quotes
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You look like a man in need of an imaginary friend. Take a look at this adorable little guy, Cheese.
Man : Cheese, eh? What's he do?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Whatever you want. Entertain your kids, clean your dishes, paint your house, bear heavy loads.
Man : I don't know...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Tell you what? You adopt Cheese, and I'll toss in Crackers for free.
Man : Cheese *and* crackers, eh?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Absolutely. Hey, Crackers.
[Crackers, a pink imaginary friend, enters]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : This guy wants to adopt you.
Crackers : Really?
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : What do you say?
[Cut to Crackers at Foster's, crying]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Sorry, Crackers, but I guess he was just hungry. He must have wanted real crackers.
Crackers : That's what they all say!
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Bloo bangs into Cheese] You might wanna watch where I'm going there.
Cheese : I like chocolate milk.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [Confused] Okaaay...
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Mac : But, Bloo, I thought you didn't like Cheese.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : You know what, Mac? You're right. I didn't like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese. And as far as I could tell, nobody else really had a taste for Cheese, either. Except the mice. Mice like Cheese.
Cheese : Hi, doggies.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : But now, even though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I love Cheese. I hope to have my taste of Cheese every day, maybe even for the rest of my life, even though Cheese smells. I think if we look deep in our hearts, we can all have an appreciation of Cheese, and embrace his unique... flavor, if you will. I love you, brother.
[hugs Cheese]
Cheese : I pooted.
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Cheese : Brother! And together we're...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't say it!
Cheese : We're...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Don't!
Cheese : We're...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I said...
Madame Foster : Bloo Cheese?
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Mac : Time for paint.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Yes! Awesome! Super-duper rad hot-rod flames!
Cheese : No, bunnies!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!
Cheese : Bunnies!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!
Cheese : Bunnies!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!
Cheese : Bunnies!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot-rod flames!
Cheese : Bunnies!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hot... rod... flames!
Cheese : [Whispering] Buuunies!
Mac : Quiet!
[Cut to Mac and Bloo pushing cart painted with flaming bunnies]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : I don't even know you anymore.
Mac : Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Hey, Cheese. You want to play another game?
Cheese : Yes!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's the funnest, most awesomest game ever.
Cheese : Yes, yes!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Do you want to know what's it called?
Cheese : Yeees!
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : It's called...
[tosses Cheese in the closet, nails the door shut, installs a metal door and chains it]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : ...sit still in the closet and be quiet for the rest of eternity!
[laughs]
Cheese : I like this game.
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Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : [to Cheese] Get outta here!
[Cheese walks away... and then sneaks back up behind them, using his horse to listen in on them]
Mac : Come on, I brought Mom's drill...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : So?
Mac : We can paint flames on the sides...
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : So... ?
Mac : We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane...
[Bloo's expression lights up]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, Mac! You mean it?
Mac : Of course. Just like I promised.
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever...
[Bloo sees Cheese has returned and shrieks at him at an unbelievably high pitch]
Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo : Will you get that thing away from me?
