- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You look like a man in need of an imaginary friend. Take a look at this adorable little guy, Cheese.
- Man: Cheese, eh? What's he do?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Whatever you want. Entertain your kids, clean your dishes, paint your house, bear heavy loads.
- Man: I don't know...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Tell you what? You adopt Cheese, and I'll toss in Crackers for free.
- Man: Cheese *and* crackers, eh?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Absolutely. Hey, Crackers.
- [Crackers, a pink imaginary friend, enters]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: This guy wants to adopt you.
- Crackers: Really?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: What do you say?
- [Cut to Crackers at Foster's, crying]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Sorry, Crackers, but I guess he was just hungry. He must have wanted real crackers.
- Crackers: That's what they all say!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Bloo bangs into Cheese] You might wanna watch where I'm going there.
- Cheese: I like chocolate milk.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Confused] Okaaay...
- Mac: But, Bloo, I thought you didn't like Cheese.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: You know what, Mac? You're right. I didn't like Cheese. I had difficulty tolerating Cheese. And as far as I could tell, nobody else really had a taste for Cheese, either. Except the mice. Mice like Cheese.
- Cheese: Hi, doggies.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: But now, even though Cheese once made my stomach turn, I love Cheese. I hope to have my taste of Cheese every day, maybe even for the rest of my life, even though Cheese smells. I think if we look deep in our hearts, we can all have an appreciation of Cheese, and embrace his unique... flavor, if you will. I love you, brother.
- [hugs Cheese]
- Cheese: I pooted.
- Cheese: Brother! And together we're...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't say it!
- Cheese: We're...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Don't!
- Cheese: We're...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I said...
- Madame Foster: Bloo Cheese?
- Mac: Time for paint.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yes! Awesome! Super-duper rad hot-rod flames!
- Cheese: No, bunnies!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames!
- Cheese: Bunnies!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames!
- Cheese: Bunnies!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames!
- Cheese: Bunnies!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot-rod flames!
- Cheese: Bunnies!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hot... rod... flames!
- Cheese: [Whispering] Buuunies!
- Mac: Quiet!
- [Cut to Mac and Bloo pushing cart painted with flaming bunnies]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I don't even know you anymore.
- Mac: Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Hey, Cheese. You want to play another game?
- Cheese: Yes!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's the funnest, most awesomest game ever.
- Cheese: Yes, yes!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Do you want to know what's it called?
- Cheese: Yeees!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's called...
- [tosses Cheese in the closet, nails the door shut, installs a metal door and chains it]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: ...sit still in the closet and be quiet for the rest of eternity!
- [laughs]
- Cheese: I like this game.
- Cheese: I like potatoes
- Frances 'Frankie' Foster: He was eating soap when I found him.
- Cheese: Potatoes smell like flowers.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [to Cheese] Get outta here!
- [Cheese walks away... and then sneaks back up behind them, using his horse to listen in on them]
- Mac: Come on, I brought Mom's drill...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: So?
- Mac: We can paint flames on the sides...
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: So... ?
- Mac: We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane...
- [Bloo's expression lights up]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, Mac! You mean it?
- Mac: Of course. Just like I promised.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever...
- [Bloo sees Cheese has returned and shrieks at him at an unbelievably high pitch]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Will you get that thing away from me?