Daria (TV Series)

The Lawndale File (1999)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Jane : Come on, not even aliens would give the planet to the Fashion Club. You're getting paranoid.

  Daria : I'm not talking about aliens. But there's something out there. Something stupid.

• [agents are looking for "different" people] 

  Jane : Different, huh? What do you think I'll get if I turn you in?

  Daria : More quality time with Brittany and Kevin.

  Jane : Curse you different ones and your insidious logic.

• Mr. O'Neill : Have you been watching "The X-Files"? I know I have.

  Daria : And that's good.

  Mr. O'Neill : But you know what's interesting?

  Jane : Why do you encourage him?

• Jane : A lot of weirdness around here lately.

  Daria : Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.

  Jane : You say that every day.

  Daria : Oh, yeah.

• Helen : Come on, Daria, something interesting must have happened yesterday.

  Daria : Nope.

  Jake : How about that friend of yours - what's new with her?

  Daria : Not much.

  Helen : What about the newspaper? Read anything interesting there lately?

  Daria : I did see an article by an efficiency expert who claims one really intense conversation with your child over breakfast is worth a whole week of unfocused parenting. Did you catch that article?

• Jane : Did we just see a U.F.O.?

  Daria : You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.

  Jane : But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.

  Daria : Come on. This is Lawndale.

  Jane : Oh, yeah.

• Daria : Come on now. Aliens don't hide in the bushes. It's probably just a stalker.

• Jane : So you convinced your dad you're not a communist?

  Daria : Yeah, I'm showing him how much I love money by hitting him up for it every chance I get.