Daria (TV Series)
The Lawndale File (1999)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Mr. O'Neill : Have you been watching "The X-Files"? I know I have.
Daria : And that's good.
Mr. O'Neill : But you know what's interesting?
Jane : Why do you encourage him?
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Helen : Come on, Daria, something interesting must have happened yesterday.
Daria : Nope.
Jake : How about that friend of yours - what's new with her?
Daria : Not much.
Helen : What about the newspaper? Read anything interesting there lately?
Daria : I did see an article by an efficiency expert who claims one really intense conversation with your child over breakfast is worth a whole week of unfocused parenting. Did you catch that article?
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Jane : Did we just see a U.F.O.?
Daria : You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.
Jane : But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.
Daria : Come on. This is Lawndale.
Jane : Oh, yeah.
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[after finding out Trent wrote a jingle for a car commercial]
Jane : What's the going rate for an artist's soul these days?
Trent Lane : Twenty bucks, an hour of free studio time and a set of tires.
Jane : That's it?
Trent Lane : They're new tires.