- Mr. O'Neill: Have you been watching "The X-Files"? I know I have.
- Daria: And that's good.
- Mr. O'Neill: But you know what's interesting?
- Jane: Why do you encourage him?
- Helen: Come on, Daria, something interesting must have happened yesterday.
- Daria: Nope.
- Jake: How about that friend of yours - what's new with her?
- Daria: Not much.
- Helen: What about the newspaper? Read anything interesting there lately?
- Daria: I did see an article by an efficiency expert who claims one really intense conversation with your child over breakfast is worth a whole week of unfocused parenting. Did you catch that article?
- Jane: Did we just see a U.F.O.?
- Daria: You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.
- Jane: But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.
- Daria: Come on. This is Lawndale.
- Jane: Oh, yeah.
- [after finding out Trent wrote a jingle for a car commercial]
- Jane: What's the going rate for an artist's soul these days?
- Trent Lane: Twenty bucks, an hour of free studio time and a set of tires.
- Jane: That's it?
- Trent Lane: They're new tires.