Family Guy (TV Series)
I Take Thee, Quagmire (2006)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Everybody, this is Joan.
Joe Swanson : Hi.
Cleveland Brown : Hello.
[smitten, Quagmire imagines them in Rivendell, a la "The Lord of the Rings"]
Joan the Maid : [in Elvish] My life is mine to give to whomever I wish. I choose a mortal life with you, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire : [replying in Elvish] Giggity.
[returning to reality]
Glen Quagmire : Uh, uh, hey, there. I-I-I mean, it's n-nice to pleasure your acquaintance. I-I mean, uh, w-would you like to go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Joan the Maid : I'd love to.
Joe Swanson : God, he works fast.