Futurama (TV Series)
Put Your Head on My Shoulders (2000)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Transvestite
Quotes
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Mechanic : I installed shock absorbing bumpers on your ass to minimize the chance of catastrofic butt failure.
Bender : You, sir, have defaced a national treasure! I demand that you restore my buttocks to their former glory.
Mechanic : Very well, but sooner or later, that ass is going to blow. And when it does, I pray you're not mooning someone you care about.
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Bender : Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I -
[cut to a judge banging his gavel]
Judge : $500 and time served.
Bender : [Bender all of a sudden has a gold tooth] Stupid anti-pimping laws. Well, pay the man!
Fembot : Bender, honey, we love you.
Bender : Shut up, baby, I know it!
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Bender : Congratulations, Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...
Leela : Bender! Romance isn't about money.
Bender : Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor AND miserably lonely? Puh-lease!
Leela : For your information, it's because he's hideous.
Dr. Zoidberg : [Zoidberg sighs] Awww.