Futurama (TV Series)

Put Your Head on My Shoulders (2000)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Abraham Lincoln, Judge, Zapp Brannigan

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Quotes 

• Fry : I'm not a one-woman man, Leela.

  Leela : You'll be back to zero soon enough.

• Dr. Zoidberg : There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin. I'm afraid we couldn't find it after the crash.

  Fry : Can I live without it?

  Dr. Zoidberg : If you call that living.

• Dr. Zoidberg : I'm afraid your body was badly damaged in the crash.

  Fry : How badly?

  Dr. Zoidberg : That's it over there.

• Fry : I'm doing my job, there's Amy. I spend a few hours selecting a candy from the machine, there's Amy. I wake up after sleeping with Amy, there's Amy.

• Bender : Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I -

  [cut to a judge banging his gavel] 

  Judge : $500 and time served.

  Bender : [Bender all of a sudden has a gold tooth]  Stupid anti-pimping laws. Well, pay the man!

  Fembot : Bender, honey, we love you.

  Bender : Shut up, baby, I know it!

• Bender : Congratulations, Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...

  Leela : Bender! Romance isn't about money.

  Bender : Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor AND miserably lonely? Puh-lease!

  Leela : For your information, it's because he's hideous.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Zoidberg sighs]  Awww.

• Fry : Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate, but then you get tired of it because it alwys wants to hang out with you?

  Amy Wong : Huh? You don't like chocolate?

  Fry : Look, could chocolate please let me finish?

• Fry : Tell me something. You have all this money. Why do you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

  Amy Wong : I guess it's because my parents are always telling me to act more lady-like. As though.

  Fry : I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the Pope?

  Amy Wong : And if you were, they would just be all, "Straighten your pope hat. Put on your good vestments."

• Hermes Conrad : Fry, Amy, put your pants on. I need to get a stapler.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance, the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

• Fry : Bender, you gotta help me get a date for tonight.

  Bender : Well, my normal fee is $500, but seeing that it's for you, I'm gonna need it in advance.

• Fry : Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

• Amy Wong : Hey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury. Anybody wanna come?

  Fry : Yeah, okay. What's the weather like?

  Amy Wong : The usual: Boiling lead, oceans of lava.

  Fry : So, what? Shorts?

• Amy Wong : We ran out of fuel on Mercury and one thing led to another.

  Fry : And it led there again when we got home.

• Amy Wong : So, Fry, you busy tomorrow? I got two tickets to the big ape fight.

  Fry : Jeez, we're already planning to spend Valentine's Day together. Isn't that enough?

  Amy Wong : Okay, sure. What do you wanna do for Valentine's Day?

  Fry : Oh, so all of a sudden we're spending Valentine's Day together?