The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer Goes to College (1993)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Well, Pop, what are you gonna do?
Homer Simpson : Something I should have done a long time ago!
[long pause]
Marge Simpson : You don't know, do you?
Homer Simpson : No ma'am.
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Bart Simpson : Dad, start digging some nerd holes!
Lisa Simpson : It's bad enough they put their retainers in the dishwasher; can't we do something?
Homer Simpson : Look, I'm sure we can work something out where we can all live in harmony, right, Marge?
Marge Simpson : No, I want those geeks outta my house!
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Marge Simpson : Homey, here the responses from the colleges you applied to.
Homer Simpson : D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! Whoo-hoo! A flyer for a hardware store! D'oh!
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[as the nerds move into the Simpson home]
Marge Simpson : Mmm...
Homer : Marge, they don't anywhere else to stay. And they're geniuses! They'll solve all our problems! They'll elevate us to the status of kings on earth!
Benjamin : Mr. Simpson, we all have nosebleeds.
Marge Simpson : Oh, for the love of...!
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[Homer has made up the bedroom to look like a stereotypical college bedroom, including making a bookcase with six cinder blocks]
Marge Simpson : Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it isn't costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.
[meanwhile, at a construction site with a sign reading "FUTURE SITE OF CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL", a worker sadly approaches the construction manager]
Construction Worker : Sir, six cinder blocks are missin'.
Construction Manager : [mournfully rolls up the blueprints] There'll be no hospital then; I'll tell the children.