The Charmings (TV Series)

Incredible Shrinking Prince (1987)

Paul Eiding: Don 'King of Carpets' Miller

Quotes 

• Don 'King of Carpets' Miller : Women and diets, huh? You don't see men so obsessed about their appearance.

  Eric Charming : I know. It doesn't bother me that my teeth are a little too white and my shoulders are a little too broad.

  Don 'King of Carpets' Miller : Right, right.

  Eric Charming : And you don't mind being short and losing your hair.

  Don 'King of Carpets' Miller : Wonder what's keeping Sally.