- Da Souza: I have news for you. Jo-Jo Bryant is dead.
- Capt. Michael Gallant: That's yesterday's newspaper. Let me have my key.
- Da Souza: Just don't let the same thing happen to you.
- Capt. Michael Gallant: Hey, Fuzz, you notice the fella at the bar, the one next to me?
- Pvt. Fuzzy Knight: The one that looked like a pickpocket?
- Capt. Michael Gallant: You mean the one that was a pickpocket. He picked my wallet.
- Louis: So you're not Captain Gallant of the Legion, eh?
- Capt. Michael Gallant: Unh-uh... only on Thursdays. Today, I'm Little Bo Peep and tomorrow, let's see, who am I tomorrow?
- Louis: Tomorrow you may be dead.