Oliver Beene (TV Series)

Daughter for a Day (2004)

Taylor Emerson: Michael

Quotes 

• Oliver David Beene : Michael, do you think I spend too much time with my mother?

  Michael : [while sorting his vinyl album collection]  Are you kidding? You're the biggest mama's boy ever. Where should I put Perry Como? Under 'Romantic Male Vocals', or 'Romantic Ethnic'? Don't answer. I have to listen to my heart on this one.

  Oliver David Beene : So what should I do?

  Michael : Why don't you just try hanging out with guys more? Do a little male bonding.

  Oliver David Beene : [thrilled]  That's a great idea! Come on, let's go do some "guy stuff" right now.

  Michael : [he has just found a favorite vinyl record]  Ooooh, "South Pacific". We'll sing along. Wait! We'll make coconut bras!

  Oliver David Beene : [to himself, suddenly preferring his older brother]  I wonder what Ted is doing?