Full House (TV Series)

A Very Tanner Christmas (1992)

John Stamos: Jesse Katsopolis

Quotes 

• Jesse Katsopolis : Don't worry, Beck, you never know, Jack Frost might dump a whole blizzard in your backyard.

  Becky Katsopolis : Yeah right and Santa goes surfing.

• Becky Katsopolis : [Jesse filled the whole backyard with snow]  How did you do this?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well I don't like to explain my miracles but if I must, Santa knows a guy who makes snow cones and I bought 17,000 of them.

• Jesse Katsopolis : I hope you girls realize that Christmas is more than just about presents.

  Stephanie Tanner : That's true, you can also return them for cash.

  Joey Gladstone : Nice sentiment, Steph, I think you ought to phone that one in to Hallmark.

• Danny Tanner : Joey, careful, I don't want any pine needles or pine sap on the floor.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well then a pine tree was a good choice.