- Jesse Katsopolis: Don't worry, Beck, you never know, Jack Frost might dump a whole blizzard in your backyard.
- Becky Katsopolis: Yeah right and Santa goes surfing.
- Becky Katsopolis: [Jesse filled the whole backyard with snow] How did you do this?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well I don't like to explain my miracles but if I must, Santa knows a guy who makes snow cones and I bought 17,000 of them.
- Michelle Tanner: I hope Santa brings me that new Barbie doll.
- Stephanie Tanner: Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, you don't ask Santa for *just* a Barbie.
- Michelle Tanner: I know, that's why I also asked for a hula hoop and a doll house and another hula hoop incase the other one gets lost.
- Stephanie Tanner: That's the spirit.
- Jesse Katsopolis: I hope you girls realize that Christmas is more than just about presents.
- Stephanie Tanner: That's true, you can also return them for cash.
- Joey Gladstone: Nice sentiment, Steph, I think you ought to phone that one in to Hallmark.
- Danny Tanner: Joey, careful, I don't want any pine needles or pine sap on the floor.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well then a pine tree was a good choice.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [Attempting to get some mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy.
- [Comet comes running in and starts licking Kimmy]
- Kimmy Gibbler: Miles, you animal.